So apparently it’s been the wettest January in England since records began, over 100 years ago. Raining in the UK? Shocker right. Thankfully it’s also been extremely windy. Why would I be glad of this? That’s simple. Wind is the natural enemy of umbrellas, and the enemy of my enemy is my friend. To many,
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Why do people insist on getting on the bus and and telling the driver the fare they want to pay, rather than where they are travelling to. I’d like a Free ticket, but what I want to pay is fucking irrelevant. Ask for your destination you muppet. If the price changes, your request is either
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For those of you that don’t know, DLC is an initialism for ‘Downloadable Content’. On the face of it, DLC is a great idea. Who doesn’t relish the thought of an extra slice of that cake you enjoyed so much? There’s a charge involved of course, but hey, you’re getting an extra slice of cake so
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When it comes to disembarking from the bus, it seems there are 3 different kinds of people. Type One – The Mute Do you get off the bus without acknowledging the driver? You’re an asshole. Don’t get me wrong, being a bit of an introvert myself, I can respect quiet people. But there is no
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These days there seem to be many names for the humble perambulator, whether it be push chair, buggy, stroller or pram. One term that I wouldn’t personally associate with the humble baby carriage is ‘Cow Catcher’. This however appears to be the preferred modus operandi of far too many delightful young mothers I come across. Don’t
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Now GET OFF MY LAWN!