Umbrella Paradox

So apparently it’s been the wettest January in England since records began, over 100 years ago. Raining in the UK? Shocker right. Thankfully it’s also been extremely windy. Why would I be glad of this? That’s simple. Wind is the natural enemy of umbrellas, and the enemy of my enemy is my friend. To many,
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£3.50 ticket please.

Why do people insist on getting on the bus and and telling the driver the fare they want to pay, rather than where they are travelling to. I’d like a Free ticket, but what I want to pay is fucking irrelevant. Ask for your destination you muppet. If the price changes, your request is either
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